Janet Reid, superstar agent, sent me a telegram (first clue it was a DREAM!). Her telegram read something like this:
Dear Margo. stop.
After seeing your blog. stop. And reading your short stories on your website. stop. I have reconsidered. stop. I made a terrible mistake rejecting your query. stop. Please send me a full right away. stop. Actually, forget the full. stop. I've enclosed a contract. stop. I want to represent you. stop.
Sincerely. stop.
Janet Reid, Literary Agent. stop.
HA Ha ha.
Then I woke up and checked my email...
Four new Viagra emails, but nothing from Janet or any other literary agent. *sigh*
If you'd like to read my short stories, check out my website:
http://www.margokelly.net/
If you'd like to know more about Janet (aka the Query Shark) visit her blog:
http://jetreidliterary.blogspot.com/
It was a good dream right? I'm stuck reliving horrible things that happened in high school in my dreams.
ReplyDeleteI love how us women get viagara emails btw
Yup... it was an EXCITING dream. But, disappointing to see only the viagra emails in reality. ha.
ReplyDeleteIt's all a matter of perspective. For some people the viagara emails ARE the highlight of their days...
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