Showing posts with label santa. Show all posts
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Friday, December 9, 2011

OH NO! Santa is a Stalker!

I've been knee-deep in revisions for my internet predator manuscript, and Monday night I took a break to watch The Sing Off (love it) ... and had a terribly disturbing revelation afterward.

Santa is a Stalker!



Think about it for a minute:


You better watch out (and look behind you!)

You better not cry (cuz he preys on weaklings)
Better not pout (cuz that annoys him)
I'm telling you why (listen to me, I've researched this!)
Santa Claus is coming to town  (to get you!)

He's making a list, (of all your personal information)
And checking it twice; (so the police can't nab him)
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice. (cuz he preys on weaklings!)
Santa Claus is coming to town (to abduct you!)

He sees you when you're sleeping (cuz he's a creeper!)
He knows when you're awake (cuz he's a stalker!)
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake! (and call the police!)

O! You better watch out! (and look behind you!)
You better not cry. (cuz he preys on weaklings!)
Better not pout, I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town. (to abduct you!)

Santa Claus is coming to town. (call the police!)


picture source: http://daredevyl283.wordpress.com/2009/12/18/santa-clause/

HO! HO! HO!

Are you a believer?