Friday, December 9, 2011

OH NO! Santa is a Stalker!

I've been knee-deep in revisions for my internet predator manuscript, and Monday night I took a break to watch The Sing Off (love it) ... and had a terribly disturbing revelation afterward.

Santa is a Stalker!

Think about it for a minute:

You better watch out (and look behind you!)

You better not cry (cuz he preys on weaklings)
Better not pout (cuz that annoys him)
I'm telling you why (listen to me, I've researched this!)
Santa Claus is coming to town  (to get you!)

He's making a list, (of all your personal information)
And checking it twice; (so the police can't nab him)
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice. (cuz he preys on weaklings!)
Santa Claus is coming to town (to abduct you!)

He sees you when you're sleeping (cuz he's a creeper!)
He knows when you're awake (cuz he's a stalker!)
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake! (and call the police!)

O! You better watch out! (and look behind you!)
You better not cry. (cuz he preys on weaklings!)
Better not pout, I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town. (to abduct you!)

Santa Claus is coming to town. (call the police!)

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Are you a believer?


  1. LOL!! That gave me a nice chuckle this morning! Thanks, Margo!! :)

  2. I will never listen to that song the same way again. Thanks for the giggle!

  3. haha - I can see why your mind would be there. Good luck with revisions - I'm dying to hear all about it! And YES - I still believe!

  4. I've never thought of Santa as a stalker, but you are absolutely right.

  5. Oh, you ruined it for me. LOL just kidding. It's actually very funny, never thought of it that way. :-)

  6. What an interesting take on a favorite song. It's like Grimm's fairy tales. Some of them are downright scary. What were they thinking so many years ago?

  7. Ha! Very funny. I actually work with someone who is really creeped out by the idea of a guy that sneaks down your chimney in the middle of the night and eats your food. She can't stand him.

  8. *Snort* Way to give me nightmares :-)

  9. lol, so funny. Love that last pic of Santa. It's somewhat disturbing!